This is Bazaar's fashion horror story: "We are in Bazaar's storied fashion closet, the place where women's dreams live. But mine are dying. We're standing in front of a shelf filled with...flats. Which I am supposed to, in theory, put on my feet." Dun dun DUN!!!
I have to say, in a business where everything changes season to season on purpose to sell more goods, I have never seen people freak out more about anything in my lifetime than trading in their heels for flats. They aren't attached at all to a skirt or sleeve length or a type of pant leg, but heaven forfend they have to give up the 6 inch stilts they've gotten used to tottering around on!
I read this to the end so you don't have to: She somehow survives "even though the ground is closer than it should be," and realizes that flats are acceptable for wearing around hotels.
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